Attention, Gryffindors

[alt_lana]

Every one of you should be in this common room. If you are anywhere else in the castle, you have exactly five minutes to return here.

Five minutes.

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[alt_harry]

You're the worst Head of House in the history of Hogwarts.

Did you notice that the Head Girl was MURDERED in front of the student body? Maybe you could try being kind for five FUCKING minutes instead of trying to impress absolutely everybody with how horrible you can be.

[alt_harry]

Also, just so you know: I will not be back in five minutes. Or ten.

I will not be back.