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alt_lanaIf you are not spending this evening celebrating the lifesaving work of St Mungo's hospital, you are not only forsaking your duty to support this most necessary institution, you are missing a simply splendid party. This year's committee has surpassed all previous efforts!
The Serengeti theme in the buffet is so realistic, I wondered if we'd be expected to hunt our own game in order to eat! And the oceanscape in the witches' lounge is marvelous. Ned reports the wizard's facilities are done up as an owlery!
And the ballroom is a masterpiece! It certainly puts last year's to shame. The lights and the music--The Ocelots are simply the sharpest band of the year, and to think they agreed to donate their set!
And so many enchanting costumes!
The Serengeti theme in the buffet is so realistic, I wondered if we'd be expected to hunt our own game in order to eat! And the oceanscape in the witches' lounge is marvelous. Ned reports the wizard's facilities are done up as an owlery!
And the ballroom is a masterpiece! It certainly puts last year's to shame. The lights and the music--The Ocelots are simply the sharpest band of the year, and to think they agreed to donate their set!
And so many enchanting costumes!
I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2013-12-29 05:14 am (UTC)And we'll try you for war crimes (that's what it's called, yeah? war crimes are things that YOU think are legal but are so horrifying and atrocious that once your repulsive group leaves power the rest of us get to charge you with crimes for).
And you'll probably expect to be fed to Dementors. But even though you think you're incredibly important and the world basically revolves around you, you probably won't even be sent to Azkaban for life. We'll send you there for, oh, ten years. Maybe twenty. And then we'll let you out but you won't be allowed to own a wand. And you'll be considered a disgrace to your family and they'll all pretend they don't have any idea how you went so utterly wrong.
You're a terrible person but you're a petty sort of terrible person, you WISH you were Bellatrix Lestrange but you never will be.
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Date: 2013-12-29 05:37 am (UTC)Truly, you're missing out. This is the most gorgeous party.
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Date: 2013-12-29 05:50 am (UTC)Ugh. Such a shame. I mean, obviously, some of us have to pull those shifts, but still. Next year, I'm seeing you've got tickets and a fit escort!
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Date: 2013-12-29 06:01 am (UTC)Deirdre Osterman is here as a flamingo. Only she's not got the figure for it. Nor the complexion. Looks like a giant pink poof!
Royce Hart. Not sure what he meant that costume to be, but the feathered headpiece makes him look like stuffed pheasant. Over-stuffed.
And Torrance Shoemake. Do you know him? Nearly seven feet tall, I think. Apparently he didn't pay attention to the theme. He's here dressed as a Maypole.
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Date: 2013-12-29 06:15 am (UTC)Did he bring a troupe of children to dance around him with ribbons?
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